sailorswisher:

"You’re not protecting the people and you’re not protecting property, so why are you there?" 

JESSE GO OFF

(Source: jessehimself)

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oafmeal:

It’s me (at Hocking Hills State Park)
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rastaqueen3000ad:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

vomitinkonpaper:

youngblackandvegan:

y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials

they never go back further than 1865

hm

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what happened?

afraid to see what’s hanging out in your family trees?

y’all ain’t slick

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"White people won’t go to far back in their family tree. Because they’re afraid a nigga might fall out." ~ Paul Mooney

(via nationalweirdo)

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT
dripping-adorableness:

hardboiledshawty:

WHY WAS DRAKE HIDING THIS FROM HIS FATHER

THE FACT YALL REALLY SENT THIS TO HIS FATHER
texasmothafuckathatswhereistay:

Screwston